Jesus. Jesus Christ. They sparkle in sunlight? Are you fucking kidding me? A 109 year old vampire with the ability to do anything it wants spends it's time hanging out at a high school? I'm sure these issues have been raised, and there's plenty more - the self-loathing gender issues, the ugly pederast subtext, the stupid breaking of vampire rules, the fact that it plays like a fifteen year old fat girl with no friends and a hearing aid had her journal entries committed to celluloid - but Christ, I really didn't think it would be as bad as everyone is saying it is.

It was worse. Who buys/reads/lobbies for the adaptation into film of this shit? How do you sleep at night?

As far as I'm concerned, it's all the proof one needs that white middle-class girls in the 12-18 years old age bracket are fucking morons.