he will be dressed as buster keaton, i will be dressed as charlie chaplin.

the first 7 moves or so are choreographed, then it's a proper fight (no hitting face, no hitting balls) with a pin for the count of 3 deciding the victor.

worries:
1.this is taking place in a former shop-cum-makeshift gallery in elephant and castle. this is bad because:-
a.the floor is very hard
b.passing elephant and castle types might say "hey, violence!" and join in
c.it's pretty much on public display
2.we might hurt eachother
3.i've never done anything like this in front of people before and am fairly nervous about it
4.we might just end up laughing a lot, making a mockery of the whole idea, which is to determine, once and for all, Keaton vs. Chaplin, who is the best?
5.i might well lose

good things:
1.consensual fighting's fun

when did *you* last fight one of your friends? have you ever sustained massive injuries from fighting friends?