Dear Wolverhampton living people. Please answer the following questions, which are NOT AT ALL meant to be insulting, merely as [that old chestnut] for curiosity's sake.

1] What's it like living there?
2] Are there ANY music shops? I couldn't find an HMV there or in Walsall.
3] Any decent venues within a decent travel?
4] What are your local brethren like? Nice people?

Cheers.