Man A: "Okay, I'll volley that email across to you later today"

Man B: "Sounds like a goer to me, we can backfill the paperwork next week - see you in the carpark by reception in 10?"

Man A: "10 it is, I just have to see Keith about the health and safety stats - OH MY CAR IS THE SILVER BMW SERIES ONE" (Second part of sentence spoken noticeably louder)

Man B: Excellent taste! See you out front

This is possibly why I hate humanity