And this wasn't just any girl, she was a DiSer. And she was good, I mean like top level amateur, with a ZINGER of a forehand, effervescent court craft and a serve to be scared of. She could have been a pro if it wasn't for the 'unfortunate' accident involving two parked Volvos and a unicycle. Tour hopes dashed. Poor Froglet :'( But she could still give Nadal a run for his money, she's THAT GOOD!

AND I WON! 6-1 6-0 6-2

I feel like a proper man again, it's great, I'm going to buy a pie and talk football transfers and swim in a sea of gravy and crap lager. What's MANHOOD about if not soundly thrashing girls at tennis?

gg