I went to the poundshop to buy some envelopes and on the way I;

- bumped into my housemate, I love my housemates, this was nice
- saw those two incestuous twin sisters that were on Jeremy Kyle a while back cos they do porn films together, dressed identically & looking like Aunt Sally
- walked into an old man who felt so bad about getting in my way that he hugged me

Great lunch hour.
How's your afternoon going?