1. i'm going vegetarian for a month. until i go to america at least. you can't be vegetarian in america. no moral reason or health issue....just seeing how the other half do it. like wearing a bra for a month.

2. me and my pal won the pub quiz tonight. everyone else had big teams....5's, 6's, 7's. two of us and we blitzed it. we're kings. kings with vouchers for a gallon of ale.

3. a quote from mother

''i don't think i'm rascist but i think i might be''

selling house. viewing tonight. kashmire is the surname. mum says she doesn't make as much effort because they're asians. a little less hoovering, a little less wiping. all because they always 'want something for nothing'. they were actually called cashman. they were white. mum feels bad.