Hello, I'm going away for a while. Here's what I think will happen during that time...

-Spurs will amass 5 points from their first 5 games. Harry will blame the team's poor form on a lack of striking options. West Ham will top the table at this point and Man City will be in the bottom three.

-Inglourious Basterds will open to lukewarm reviews and a Daily Mail campaign. 95% of DiSsers will hate it and it'll get at least 5 seperate threads made about it over two weeks. The accumalative total of posts in these threads will be 93.

-Radiohead will pull out of Reading and be replaced by Dizzee Rascal.

-David Cameron will humiliate himself in public. A mentally disabled child with will be involved.

MARK MY WORDS.