I don't even care anyway BUT she needs to turn round at exactly the same time as I look out the window so I can work out how hot she is or isn't.

In her favour so far:
Doesn't have bingo-wings
Nice hair (unless she's got a stupid fringe/no fringe at all)
Nice top (unless the front says something offensive)

Worrying unknowns:
Gender
Existence of lower half of body
Face

Worrying knowns:
Doesn't go on the internet AT ALL.