Ok...this is the new Big Brother thread. It should see us through until the house inevitably coughs up the housemates, leaving them cold and featherless, disorientated by the animated shapes in the unfiltered oxygen...blinking into the abyss like a pip-eyed steam boat Micky.
Yes...this should see us through.

P.s. The British public enjoy an underdog. This is why Half-Wit has ruined it for himself. He deosn't even have a Nuts sponsorship to fall back on.