WHY IS THIS TAKEN SO EFFING SERIOUSLY?

some people i work with refuse to have tea before 3 o'clock.

they have also suggested a rota to make tea. when i objected, saying it was a bit stupid, i was totally shot down (whatever, tea fuckers)

anyway, i said i didn't want to be on it because i have tea about once every 2 weeks, not 5 times a day like these tea freaks.

why do people get so fucking het up about tea? even i'm doing it NOW! tea is a bastard.