this feels an oddly quaint thing to ask on these boards.....like the sort of post that would've been made when in the early, early days before the rot set in and we all spent our every waking tap spelling out things that JUST REALLY GET OUR BLOODY GOAT......

it's quaint and interesting in its banality......it is. so simple, it might just work.

you get one each, and one only.

mine is people that talk in the cinema. to quote mark kermode, you wouldn't talk in church, so why talk in the cinema. amen.