They're a bit of a pain in the arse, yes?

Anyway, despite that , I really want to be one. I'm fed up with smoking, it's costing me a fortune that I could be spending on trinkets and holidays, plus I have my sights set on a boy who thinks it's a bit of a gash thing to do. So, please share your tips for kicking the habit. (I should state upfront that I have the time nor inclination for group therapy at the local health centre, nor a trip to a remote scottish island. Perfectly happy to take mind-beding drugs to achieve goal, however).