teams talked about:

Arsenal 45%
Man City 41%
Gresley Rovers 7%
other 7%


competitions attended/talked about:

FA trophy 98%
other 2%


most biased users (reverse order):

3. olegrich (SAFE T WINK)
2. rapscalion-jones
1. kik


most likely to know who scored the winning goals in both 1st division play off semi-finals in 1998:

1. 28yootoahfc
2. bamos
3. vamos


most likely to tell me that actually, there wasnt a winning goal in one of the 1998 play off semis, it was decided on pens:

1. 28yootoahfc
2. kik
3. harru


best football supporter of all time award (reverse order):

3. danielkelly
2. wrightylew
1. kik


most talked about players:

1. Micheal Gash
2. Jimmy Bullard
3. Matt Le Tissier


Hatred of the champions league (board as a whole):

98%


Clive Tyldesley quotes to date:

753, 640


Football skill to knowledge ratio (average):

10:400,000,000


Most interesting topics discussed:

1. Sondico Peter Beardsley boots
2. Made up world cup songs
3. Best international right backs of all time


Least interesting topics discussed:

1. the plight of football teams with financial problems
2. Man City transfer gossip
3. refereeing “incidents”


Percentage of users who actually masterbate over football

69% (highest possible number)

*statistics courtesy of mori and Theo_GB