What do the police say when they find a cat dead?
They say that it was miaow-nced dead at the scene.

What is the business identity version of Lego called?
Logo

What do bees crave?
Waspect

What do you call a triangular hole in the middle of the forest?
Pythagoras's clearing

What is the name of the science fiction writer from Cardiff?
H.G Welsh

Who doesn't bamos look like?
Darren from Hollyoaks

What genre of music would you listen to on a pub crawl?
12-bar booze

Hi there, I'm Colin and if you're ever looking for a humorous alliterative sentence to say when you're pretending to be Margaret Beckett, can I recommend:
"the lovely lips of a lazy little lizard"