So I'm financially fucked and stuck in the house for the foreseeable future. There is a drug dealer who lives a few blocks over, I'm a big fan of Omar Little, and I can wield a shotgun with the best of them. I'm thinking...anyway, I decided I, and by I, I mean, we, need to rant.

Anyway, here's me providing you fine cunts with a thread to vent your anger and depression. Let us seethe.

Leeds Fest: Fuck you, you overpriced mongrel. Fuck you, you camping student bums. Fuck you, you fucking muddy field. I don't like tents or wellington boots, and I fucking hate large crowds, so fuck all y'all.

My neighbor: Fuck you, my neighbor.

Over to you.