> > >> >I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so
> > >>I
> > >> >thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
> > >>booths
> > >> >when you're calling for a cab.
> > >> >
> > >> >I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
> > >>herself
> > >> >Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all
> > >>the
> > >> >right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair,
> > >>long
> > >> >graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my
> > >>room and
> > >> >figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
> > >> >
> > >> >"Hello ?" the woman
> > >>says. Wow! she sounded sexy.
> > >> >
> > >> >"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to
> > >>my room
> > >> >and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
> > >>town
> > >> >all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
> > >>it hot,
> > >> >and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You
> > >>name it,
> > >> >we'll do it."
> > >> >
> > >> >"Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of
> > >>tricks.
> > >> >We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on,
> > >>cover me
> > >> >in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now,
> > >>how does
> > >> >that sound to you?"
> > >> >
> > >> >She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you
> > >>need to
> > >> >dial 9."