Buggering up my accumulator by drawing in Liechtenstein. Knobs.

England cruise to South Africa in awesome style with a 5-1 dismantling of Croatia last night. Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland all fall to home defeats completely smashing up pretty much any qualification hopes.

Argentina are also in danger of missing out on a trip to South Africa after a 1-0 defeat to Paraguay. Who really thought Maradona was a coach? Eh? Mentals.

Portugal are still in real danger of missing out entirely despite a 1-0 win in Hungary, France look like heading for the play offs after drawing 1-1 in Serbia. Hugo Lloris sent off after 12 minutes, Domenech lives on. Awesome.

Japan beat Ghana 4-3 in a friendly. Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal thriller.

Willand Rovers beat Falmouth Town in an FA Cup replay. 2-1 the score.

Harrumph.