i broke my wrist today playing football. it hurt but i won the ball and everyone was all "ewww" at the swollen lump on top of my hand. it sucks, but i'm quite entertained by the prospect of living life with essentially one hand. i managed to cook an okay stir-fry still. also, it's not my wanking hand thankfully. i am going to milk it for sympathy while at the same time refusing to let anyone help me, because this seems appealingly cunty behaviour.

so, sunday evening shift, tell us about some bones you broke and how, and what hijinks you got up to with your casts/slings/crutches