Of course there's the classics:

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD

Etc.

Here's one I found in the Bedfordshire on Sunday newspaper when visiting the parents this weekend:

http://img198.yfrog.com/img198/2894/rj6.jpg

WONDERFUL. I do wonder if the sub in question has recently been made redundant or working his notice...