Cribs 'taken over' the culture section of the Guardian. I hate things like this. I've been out with plenty of talented people who can actually write, but I think I would be hesitant to do something like this.

Ryan Jarman; You Pudding Bowl, Diddyman lookalike fool.

RIGHT!:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/sep/14/kate-nash-poetry