- The richest friend in my gang is also the tightest. I'm almost literally living on scraps for the next few days and this guy - who's dad has a box on White Hart Lane, and runs some huge business - expects me to feed and water him tonight during Darius Brown. The cheek. So I suppose this observation is = rich people are not always generous.

- How come pot-heads seem to have greying, tired-looking skin?