hello. my girlfriend is currently in india and will be there for the next 5 weeks too. i am also currently unemployed. i am going mad.

please post me links/films/youtubes/detritus to distract me.

and yes, i'm doing all the usual things you do when a girlfriend goes away;
- growing a moustache
- going running/doing weights
- getting dressed up as dr.manhattan at a friends house complete with a foot long fabric penis and all over body paint and walking home crying into your chips drunk at 4am.