Europa League last night;

Fulham beat Basle 1-0, Danny Murphy scored, couldn't watch because I lost ITV4 when retuning my freeview.

Tim Cahill scored the winner for Everton against BATE and did a canoe celebration in reference to Samoan tsunami victims

Celtic drew 1-1 at home against Rapid Vienna, there's some sort of beef between the clubs apparently, not sure what over. Hilariously poor defending for Celtics equaliser, good finish though.

Pompey circus continues apace as it emerges the board have had to secure a loan in order to pay everyone at the club for September and October, meanwhile the owner has been admitted to hospital in Dubai.

Adebayor fined £25k and given 2 game suspended ban for his celebration against Arsenal. Probably the right decision.

Phil Brown has claimed that while walking over the Humber Bridge he talked a woman out of jumping. Cue some jokes about him at least saving one person from the drop etc...

Weekend time; who are you watching/betting on/making captain etc?