For example, I have a great interest in how the universe was formed but even Stephen Hawkings Brief History Of Time gets a little complex for me to understand. I consider myself a clever person but it just boggles my brain although i'd wish nothing more than to have the clarity of mind that that wheelchair bound speak n spell has.

However, I will never understand how the stock market works and I never wish to. I watched Wall Street for the first time today and i'm sure that is as sanitized as the whole system could get and I know it's all about speculation, but it still confused me somewhat. What the fuck are all the men in blazers doing when they have a crowd around them and everyone is going mental for scraps of paper, which I assume are multi million dollar deals? Email anyone? How come mental scraps don't break out? Etc....

And before someone else says it, let me get "women" in here.