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how not to speak to a girl at a club #94

michael_w [Edit] [Delete] 04:24, 4 October '09

soooo....for my sins i decided to wear my unknown pleasures t-shirt. moment of weakness or summit

low and fucking behold....the retarded DJ thinks it's a good idea to stick joy division on the ole turntables

anyway.

the song plays and a not unattractive girl comes up to me on the dancefloor

'i love your t-shirt'

'oh....right...cheers'

'it's amazing'

'er...yup'

'i love that bit in control'

'what?'

'that moment in control'

'what bit?'

'y'know when he writes she's lost control'

'oh what...with the lass fitting and all'

'yeah...amazing'

'yeah....good film that'

'so...i love warsaw yeah?.....1..2..3...4 yeah?'

'yeah.....actually....have you got the four disc collectors boxset?'

'um....no i....no i don't..'

'well you really should. it's got all the warsaw stuff on there. everything. it's really amazing.'

'oh....ok'

'yeah. alright....see ya later'

'oh....ok...yeah bye then..'

hmmm. in a way....i think i might have had a shag in the offing there....and i fucked it reet up.

never mind.


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