Most women nowadays are unashamed to have a rubber playmate. For years men have been warming cucumbers in the microwave and scooping out the insides, thrusting our tumescent members into a warm canteloupe or slathering them with jam at 3am and waking up the dog. Why can't a man buy a fleshlight without being labelled a deviant? When will society let us fuck a moist plastic tube without feeling like a pervert.