It seems a bit odd to me that if you live in a world with tigers, lions, elephants, polar bears, ostriches, whales, sharks, squids (hey, they have tentacles and BIRD BEAKS), komodo dragons, crocodiles and the like, that you would ever need to invent anything else.

The unicorn's a real wonder, isn't it? Check out the narwhal and ask yourself if it isn't 10x more amazing than a unicorn.