Did you know…
Research shows that 25 million adults have been injured during tea and coffee breaks in biscuit related incidents. “Dunk Burns” are the most common, either as a result of the “splash-effect” or, the “collapsing digestive”.
“Crumb choking” is another terrifying hazard. Many have also chipped teeth and an embarrassingly high number have poked
themselves in the eye with biscuits.

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This was at the bottom of the email we just got from facilities management. It's not really clear why.