Now...

a few years ago, me and a chum were on Shaftesbury Avenue.

anyways...we passed one of those tourist trap shops where our friends from the mainland can purchase jester hats before they take gormless pictures of themselves making peace signs in front of crap street architecture...you know the ones.

SO

there was a wiiide range of T shirts - all the usual offenders..."My Girlfriend went to London and all..." "Good Girls go to Heaven..." etc ad nauseum.

OK -I've set the scene huh?

Well..near the bottom of the racks there was this one standout T Shirt.

It was black and had a view of 4 aliens, kinda bending over..as if you've woken up on some examination table on a space ship...the t shirt's picture was the view from the bed...with the 4 standard big headed boggle eyed alien types.

anyway...below this, there was a slogan in large pink lettering.

What did it say?

"Future Rape"

ultimate :-/ huh?