I have a spare ticket for this

you can either share the two berth with me, which carries the strong likelihood of me murdering you in your sleep, rifling through your belongings, emitting a humourless, callous laugh while I tear up the photos of your loved ones I find in your wallet and scatter the pieces on/in your still warm body

you could, on the other hand, buy the ticket and go along to the six berth your five best friends booked but told you there wasn't room for you. There's a strong likelihood that there you'll find that the sixth mystery guest is your bf/gf/mum who's there for the weekend and sharing a room/bed with your best friend

either way this promises to be the best/most interesting/last festival of your life

bidding starts at 10p or you can use the buy it now option which is at the tickets face value