How is everybody? I don't come on here very often anymore, cheers all round I expect. What's the goss? I am so angry I don't think I'll be able to sleep, so I'm going to try and come up with particularly comical insults for this certain see you next tuesday.

Also, my ex has broken up with his girlfriend Emily - the girl he left me for - to go out with another Emily. I'll be honest, I loled a bit.

Blah. Amuse me.