and then claim not to. And then confide in a secretary that actually they have. Pretty daft.

This lady in the office, another umbrella designer, has just come back from 4 weeks in Canada 'visiting family'. On Monday, me and the other bloke in the office noticed she looked different but obviously didn’t say anything to her. We decided she’d had a haircut. Found out today she’d had botox and a chemical peel. Oh, and a haircut. WFT? She only designs umbrellas, why bother? May be Simon Cowell’s been onto her and she wants to crack the US.

Thoughts? Observations? Etc