There are too many government-run courses available for people who can't be bothered getting jobs.

I know Labour's mantra was "education" x3, but they didn't specify it would be "useless education, intended solely to keep unemployment figures down".

Children are given too much choice as to what they want to do when they leave school. The notion of "you can do anything you want" is false when it comes to people who have pissed their education up the wall throughout high school.

Idiots shouldn't be offered places on 'sound production' or 'creative design' courses. They should be given brushes and told to go and clean up the streets.