My mates girfriend started talking about how she thought her subconscience wanted anal because of her recent sexually deviant dreams, we were just sitting there in Wokon eating at the time. I burst out laughing but my mate had the most embarassed look on his face, you could tell he was thinking *why the fuck are you saying this in front of my best mate*, it quite amused me. I guess that working in Ann summers means you probably don't care about discussing these things.

More stuff like this please, lets have some that involve parents as well because they're always good for a laugh.