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people who: when it rains special

soapy [Edit] [Delete] 12:27, 16 November '09

- don't speed up and walk too slowly clogging up the pavement resulting everyone behind them getting unnecessarily wet

- stand in shop/shopping centre/library doorways in huddles meaning that you've got to shove them out of the way to get passed them into the dry

- use umbrellas and still walk under what little shelter there is bumping everyone else out of the way into the rain

- use umbrellas, don't look where they're going, and walk into other people

- use umbrellas, don't look where they're going, straying all over the pavement so no one can get passed

- use umbrellas, don't lift them a reasonable height, poke passersby in the face with the metal limbs of the thing

- come inside and shake off (like a bloody animal!) thus soaking all of those inside who were already nice and dry


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