- Wearing daft little wooly hats that only cover the top of your head (or rolling them up to achieve the same effect)

I was at the Lexington last night and saw three friends all standing in a row wearing these hats in different colours, like a bunch of gormless smurf enthusiasts. It was approximately 1000 degrees in there last night and the walls were sweating.

- Wearing the hood of your hoody up, but only on the back of your head, so that everyone can still see your precious face / fringe

I'm all urban, yeah? I'm really into like whatever and stuff and I'm totally a dangerous bad boy. But I still want girls in flowery dresses to like me, so better keep the hood action to a minimum. My life is totally like an American Apparel ad.

- Wearing those leather boating shoes my Dad wore in the 80s, with no socks

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