My mother saw someone in our garden the other night, looking through the french windows into the living room. She promptly alerted the police, and let out dog into the garden, at which point our creepy ginger chap left. Tonight, my mum was woken up by the police searching our house, after a neighbour reporting the same man standing in the garden for about 50 minutes and then going through our back door into the house. He didn't take anything, but my pussy of a dog didn't man up to the challenge and out-crazy him. The guy just opened the door and shifted my dog from the house. I can only assume the guy left when he heard the squad car sirens. This shit is insane. I slept through them searching the house. Imagine if i was growing weed. My mum said that was her initial thought.

That's the lowdown. Thanks for listening DiS, old buddy.