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orsonwellesrabbit [Edit] [Delete] 17:58, 12 December '09

TYURBO MAIN!

TYURBO MAIN WID DUH FLASHEEN LIGHTS?

EYY, LAYYDEEE! I NEED DAT TYURBO MAIN!

DAS IS MY BOL!

ELLO LI'L GIRL! LOOK WHATTI GOT FER YOU! A SHINY RED BOL!

I NEED THA BOL!

I'M NOT A PYERVURT! I JUS WAS LOOKIN' FOR DA TYURBO MAIN!

Apart from Bad Santa, this is hands-down the best Xmas film ever made.