(subquestion - does anyone else still get the popbitch mailout? i signed up for this over nine years ago)

Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A: The ultra-sound man

Q: Who covers his shifts while he's away?
A: The hip-replacement guy.

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Q: What do you call a tellytubby who has
been burgled?
A: A tubby.

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Q: What is Grand Master Flash's
favourite website?
A: Wik wik wiki wikipedia.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre

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Q: What do you call a Mexican peeping-tom?
A: Senor Minge.

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My Uncle was a terrible ventriloquist.
When I was little he used to put his
hand up my arse and tell me to keep quiet.

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Q: How do find Will Smith when he's
lost in the snow?
A: You look for the fresh prints.