One of the women who works near me had spent most of the night sucking up to the VP. About 11pm, her drunken husband (who also works here, but at a lower level) staggered over to say something and ended up falling onto a table. There was a loud crashing noise and he got up covered in wine and left over pudding. He shot a smile of drunken love at her before repeated screaming her name as he was dragged outside by security.

Nice.