I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! Dont tell Scotty! We'll put on a show! Everyone will go! Scotty doesn't know!