Friday: Quarter-finals in the PDC between The Power and Lewis - his former apprentice. Probably the best darts I've seen.

Saturday: Speculation peaking over Coyle to Bolton as Burnley play the Dons in the FA Cup - and I think they'll get beat. Reading Liverpool on clITVe Tyldesley. World Darts starts on the Beeb - not as good as Sky but at least Ted Hankey's there. Some gorgeous transfer gossip turning me on too. Then it's Taylor's in the PDC semi finals on Sky? OH MY GOD.

Sunday: United Leeds. This has got to be the highlight. COME ON YOU LEEEEEDS.

Hoped-for Result: Coyle to go to Bolton. Burnley beaten by the Dons. Liverpool coasting to victory. My accumulator to come in. Leeds to do United. And to wake up Monday morning to the news that we've signed Ruud and Maxi. YES.