in a day and a half i've watched the cricket, watched 2 episodes of CBB and about three hours of live stream, watched Anvil and synechdoche new york, watched stoke vs fulham, watched jurassic park, wondered how i forgot it was largely a pile of shit, watched surveillance, read an essay by greil marcus about bill pullman's face, watched eternal sunchine of a spotless mind, wondered about it's glaring plot holes, eaten two rounds of beans on toast, eaten a third of a tin of roses, eaten two lots of chicken stew, eaten four pink lady apples, eaten half a bag of walkers sensations crisps and gone out to buy some new soap.

but. i have still not started my essay. why is this?

i think i'm gonna shower, watch the rest of the cricket, watch a film...AND THEN start my essay.

i might have a pear cider to get me going. i'm just gonna steiner it. blitz the fuck out of it. maybe pluck out a winter skincare dos and don'ts whilst i'm at the laptop.

post your procrastination woe below.