What beautiful symmetry, I get a cheque from the taxman for a couple of grand on the same day Harry 'Bungpuss' Redknapp gets charged. Anyone wanna buy a Wii? Give Sandra a call she'll sort it.

The West Ham takeover business is still being milked with a possible 4 contenders apparently all trying to get the club.

Rumours that Keiron Dyer might pack it all in.

Milner scores to give Villa a win against Walrus in the league cup.

Some African Nations stuff probably happened.