End of ‘having-it-in-that-style-just-for-a-minute-to-scare-your-girlfriend-when-shaving-your-beard-off’ nigh

Yesterday, I saw two gentlemen with Hitler moustaches, both in or around Hoxton Square. They were the first two I’ve ever seen with my own eyes, and they were both spotted within 4 hours of each other.

If this IS a new trend, I think we’ve reached the logical end of ironic revivalism.

- It should be noted that I once saw the only two men I’ve ever seen wearing eye patches on the same day as well, and that turned out to be a false alarm.