I'm in early. I'm supposed to be doing work but I'm too busy checking whether my tennis accumulator has come in to get round to it yet. So have some of this.

Gold and Sullivan have completed their takeover of West Ham, according to the BBC. Whether it's too late for them to sign a striker to help keep them up this year is anyone's guess. Although maybe Nouble will come good. I love Nouble.

Newcastle 2-2 West Brom, thanks to an equaliser from Peter Lovenkrands. I'm blaming Soapy telling me he wasn't playing for the fact it didn't finish 1-0 like I'd predicted.

Angola and Algeria fixed a 0-0 draw to ensure that Mali go home early from the African nations. I love scandal.

Inverness Cally 'shock' Motherwell in the Scottish Cup, and Chelmsford 'shock' Crawley in the FA Trophy.