I can't be the only man who really doesn't care about sport. Especially on this forum.

So, I ask you, does it make you feel a bit left out?

Socially - friends will arrange nights based around watching a football match in a pub with other football fans of football. Football. Jokes and references will be made and entire conversations will make no sense to me.

At work - it's a bit like that thing in Friends when Rachel tries to be in the loop by smoking/not smoking/smoking. All the men here want to talk about is football players playing football in their football teams. Football. Or Cricket.

Also, how come it's okay to be geeky if you're geeky about sport?

Are the back pages of tabloids just Heat magazine for sports fans?