Carlos Tevez states the obvious with more panache than anyone has ever mustered.

Bill Gallas escapes punishment for his career-ending assault on Mark Davies, but karma/Wayne Bridge's voodoo doll intervenes and puts Gibbs out for the rest of the season.

West Ham set out to sign any lumbering, but potentially prolific dutchman they can lay their hands on.

Spurs linked with moves for Kjaer & Chiellini, but will probably end up with Kaboul.

Villa haven't signed Kris Boyd, Brum might. Lazio yet to make their move.

Africa Cup of Nations rumbles ever closer to the stage where I can watch it