Everyone goes on about how shit shops like topman are, but i've yet to hear anything bad about this pile of wank. Seriously, Jack Wills represents 95% of everything i hate about the human race. Firstly their clothes are godawful (http://jackwills.com/Store/GetTheLook.aspx?gender=m# ok these arent the WORST i've ever seen by them, still pretty shit though) Oh and the friggin PRICES, i think they sell small pillows for 65 pounds or something and stuff like that.

THEN theres their whole culture theyve built up about themselves. The whole 'Jack Wills, fabulously british' thing, and 'clothing of the aristocracy' or whatever it is. I've been in one of their shops (once, and i'd rather be pneumatic-drilled through the groin than ever return) and basically if you're not rich and good looking youre scowled out of there by the staff and the cunts that shop there.

Oh and THEN theres the shit that they do for publicity. Like put cigarettes in the mouths of the mannequins. And put a letter in one of their catalogues from a 'concerned mother' about how lots of girls who are barely 18 are shown pretty much naked, and way too skinny, and then on the NEXT PAGE having a topless girl. But it gets worse. The letter was actually written by the editor. Why the fuck? Just why?

Grrrrrrr.....